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Is one who has an STD, who master the art of making their partner feel that they are the carrier by getting treated routinely before their notice symptoms. Person is normally none for one night stands.

Mike is the Clapmaster. He's always catching and passing the clap to a chick.

clapmaster by ojuice79 May 13, 2009

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crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

Related Words

clapmaster • crapmaster • Capmaster Complex • Clanmasterbs • Cap master • Cap Master Mcgee • clitmaster • clamster • Clapster • Clubmaster

classmaster

Someone who exudes so much class (i.e. maturity, intelligence, poise, worldliness, some stereotypical components of being a WASP, etc.) that he/she is immediately respected and noticed for his/her class. This level of class is also almost completely natural and effortless. A classmaster's class is constantly pointed out--it is that noticeable.

May also be used sarcastically to mock someone doing something totally not classy.

Maggie: Did you know Elizabeth's parents have been feeding her pâté since she was around 5 years old? She's also fluent in French.
Andrea: Yeah, and she wore a pencil skirt and blazer to school today. What a classmaster.

Katie: I'm gonna wear my sneakers with my dress because I don't feel like wearing my flats.
Rebecca: OHEMGEE, you're SUCH a classmaster!

classmaster by xoandrizz October 27, 2010

Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

Clamster diving by Psyral September 21, 2010

capmaster

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

Clapsterbate by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009

Clapster

A clapster is a person who may or may not have contracted or is openly spreading Chlamydia- (a curable, Sexually Transmitted Disease).

That guy looks like a real clapster.

Clapster by Keronica Kadwell December 19, 2018

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026