Clankles 

When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).

Whoa man check Denise's clankles!

Clankles by TMoneyID November 6, 2011

clankles 

Mechanical cankles.

Wow, check out the clankles on that electronic mama!

clankles by babbageclank July 9, 2010

clankles

leg irons, legcuffs, the shackles placed around a prisoner's ankles, named for the distinctive sound they make during the perp walk

The clankles worn by the cannibal serial killer jingled like church bells as he shuffled into the courtroom.

clankles by DoctorBoomerang December 12, 2025

WoW Cankles 

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.

Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.

WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011

Cankles 

The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.

If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.

Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003

canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...

"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."

canklesaurus by ZooBG May 14, 2010

Cankles 

Calf to ankle. No ankle. Just one leg minus an ankle

Kendall stephens has the worst cankles I have ever seen

Cankles by Swagboy1225 February 25, 2015