stovepipe

A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.

by Ted Hollister April 22, 2011

stovepipe

The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.

I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.

by Obis November 18, 2004

stovepipe

Popular size of beer that comes in a tall, wide can. Usually 24 oz. or more. Sold individually, and by the case.

Dude, all i had to do was move that guy's couch. I got a stovepipe out of it.

by ss74 June 26, 2010

stovepipe

A single barreled break-open shotgun.

I robbed Earl's Liqour Store with my 12 gauge stovepipe yesterday!

by Calvin B. January 01, 2006

stovepipe

A stovepipe or a stover is a white women who sleeps with black men.

She slept with that black guy she's such a stovepipe

by Kyle Harris January 03, 2006

stovepipe

A modified dutch oven. When a couple lays in bed and one of them farts and lifts the covers to allow the smell to flow toward their heads.

"My girlfriend and I were laying in bed when she farted and stovepiped me."

by binkocd April 02, 2010

Stovepipe

When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"

by pac103 May 17, 2007