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liquid(s) from "down there" - can be smegma, stool, urine, sweat, the wet spot, etc.
Our kids refused to get into our bed for fear of bottom slobber.
by TMoneyID December 17, 2011

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When cankles does not capture the extent of stovepipe legs - clankles (combining calf, leg ankles).
Whoa man check Denise's clankles!
by TMoneyID November 06, 2011

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More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche
Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche
by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

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When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.
Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.
by TMoneyID April 05, 2010

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Old world craftsman technique in which prison inmates "forge" blades or "shivs" from scavenged bits of styrofoam heated & folded into a base from which a blade can be fashioned
Javon is the master of Damascus styrofoam in gen pop
by TMoneyID January 26, 2013

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Upscale version of douche bag
Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche
by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

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"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's
Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!
by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

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