clandestiny
(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present
clandestiny by lolcougar July 29, 2009
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clandestine violator
An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
clandestine violator by sandy_x December 9, 2012
Clandestine Industries
the scene is already too saturated with clothing companies with bad designs and horrible bands. clandestine is an attack on these stale ideas of nautical stars and pogo parts. clandestine is not a clothing company. it is not a band. it is a story based on a nightmare. the book will be released on Halloween 2004. it is called "clandestine industries presents: the boy with the thorn in his side".
The Book:
This is a story based on the real nightmares of Peter Wentz, lyricist and bass player from the band Fall Out Boy. The memories of these nightmares have stayed with him since he was young. Putting them on paper was a form of closure, as well as a way to relive them (again and again). With the visual inspiration of world famous tattoo artist Tim Biedron, these images came to life. Illustrated by Joe Tesauro with intense colors by Rob Dobi, the pictures tell the story that kept the young Peter Wentz awake at night. It is dark and it is twisted. It is for every heart that is too heavy for the legs that carry it.
--from clandestineindustries.com
The Book:
This is a story based on the real nightmares of Peter Wentz, lyricist and bass player from the band Fall Out Boy. The memories of these nightmares have stayed with him since he was young. Putting them on paper was a form of closure, as well as a way to relive them (again and again). With the visual inspiration of world famous tattoo artist Tim Biedron, these images came to life. Illustrated by Joe Tesauro with intense colors by Rob Dobi, the pictures tell the story that kept the young Peter Wentz awake at night. It is dark and it is twisted. It is for every heart that is too heavy for the legs that carry it.
--from clandestineindustries.com
Clandestine Industries by Jennie April 16, 2005
Clandestine Industries
stated on the website: "clandestine is not a clothing company. it is not a band. it is a story based on a nightmare."
it started to put out a book, The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, based on a recurring nightmare Pete had as a child. Pete is the bass player from Fall Out Boy, and so much more.
it started to put out a book, The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, based on a recurring nightmare Pete had as a child. Pete is the bass player from Fall Out Boy, and so much more.
Clandestine Industries by jodie March 26, 2005
clandestine industries
a fabulous clothing indutry started by Pete Wentz and fueled by ramen record label. With bat/heart skulls as logos it makes this clothing label the best around. Expensive but good clothes
clandestine industries by katerz May 5, 2006
Clandestine Industries
Clandestine Industries by michelle August 20, 2004
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