clandestinitis 

when one badly wants to go shopping at Clandestine Industries. you so badly want to go, whenever you see something that has anything to do with Clandestine, you flip.

"LOOK! ITS THE BARTSKULL! AAHHH! CLANDESTINE!"

"I want the stay gold hoodie so bad, i think im coming down with clandestinitis"

clandestinitis by peaceoutcubscout February 23, 2008

clandestination

a secret place where lovers meet; a secret place for other purposes.

The lovers' clandestination was, in the final analysis, busted.

clandestination by uttam maharjan June 14, 2011

Clandestinified 

noun; to take a substance and turn it into something that could be sold for Clandestine. Not everyone can clandestinify something, only Pete Wentz can.

I took a necklace and put the bartskull on it. It has now become clandestinified

Clandestinified by hazelnut January 18, 2008