clamoflauge

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).

Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.

by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016

Camoflauge

Camoflauge whose real name was Jason Johnson, was a U.S. rapper from the Hitch Village housing project in Savannah, Georgia. Camoflauge probably misspelt his stage name to avoid confusion with the notorious Baton Rouge rapper Mac the Camouflage Assassin. When I Represent, his solo album on the independent label Pure Pain, sold over 50,000 copies, Universal Music Group offered the rapper a deal. However, when Camoflauge was arrested for possession of crack cocaine, Universal did not pick up the option on his contract, even though the charges were later dropped.In 2003 he was shot and killed while walking with his toddler son outside the midtown studio "Pure Pain" where he recorded. He was 21.

"If my boy Camoflauge was still alive, Savannah would have out shined Atlanta because there's not too many rappers in the A that can fuck with Flauge."

by S-A-V May 31, 2009

Camoflauge Slag

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.

Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"

by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

Clamouflange

Its a vagina that is very well disguised and can only be revealed by its clam or fish like smell.

Male 1 - "At first instance I couldnt see a vagina but then i realised what the case was. When i sniffed and hummed up that clammy aroma i knew that she infact had a Clamouflange, and a well hidden one at that

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Camoflaugian Moment

Clothes that help you hide a little extra weight. This phrase was created by Mariah Carey!

"This shirt was for when I needed a little camoflaugian moment."
-Mariah Carey

by MariahCareySuperFan February 5, 2019

camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<

See camouflage.

by Dave May 19, 2004

CLAMOUFLAGE

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.

"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)

by Master Distractor August 29, 2010