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clam snapping muff diver 

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

Clam Slapping 

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.
My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.
Clam Slapping by El Malo December 21, 2005

clam slapping 

When two lesbian chickies have hardcore vagina-to-vagina sex.
"Omg, did you hear about Kelsey and Heather clam slapping last night I heard it was hot"
clam slapping by DalllyPwns November 21, 2006

Slapping The Clam 

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.
I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.