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cisteria

A kind of hysterical derangement suffered by some cisgender people, afraid of transgender women being treated like women, and transgender men being treated like men.
People freaking out over trans women in bathrooms suffer from cisteria.
by JAQrabbit January 19, 2019
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Cistercian Preparatory School

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.
Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”
by JesuitEBoy February 12, 2020
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Cistercian

a very small private school located in Irving, TX. It is widely recognized for having the highest level of academic prestige in the DFW area. While often dismissed and mocked as having a population of exclusively gay, antisocial little twats by the other private schools, Cistercian students are allowed to grow facial hair, making Jesuit beta male faggits want to suck them off at parties. In addition, Cistercian students go on be far more successful than their counterparts at the other private schools.
Jesuit kid: "Bro you seem down today. What's going on?"

Other Jesuit kid: "Bro. I don't get it. Kylie dropped me for a Cistercian kid. Those kids are supposed to be socially awkward fags. The girls are saying he has a cute ass tho. And a beard. I wish I could grow a beard."
by elalmighty March 8, 2019
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cistercian

A small private school of all boys that is located in Irving, TX. It is the most academically prestigious school in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and continues to uphold a standard of excellence. Basically, even though the students have a reputation of being socially awkward when in fact they aren't, well most of them aren't, they attend very prestigious universities and live fulfilling lives.
New Dad: "Where should I send my kid if I want him to have the best education ever?"

Older Dad: "Duh, Cistercian."
by M cubed May 28, 2008
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Cistercian

A small school in Irving Texas that is notorious for being very smart and very socially awkward
Dad #1: Where do you want to send your son to high school?
Dad #2: Cistercian! I heard they sent 5 out of 42 kids to ivy league schools
by texasboy99 January 2, 2015
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citerial

Derived from the "ghetto" meaning the smell of jerry-curl oil.
You smell just like Citerial!
by Citerial June 5, 2011
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ciserian

During child birth, the inside wall of the vagina breaks through so that it connects with the inner anus and/or rectum, this can cause problems during birthing, and in most cases ends in the mother needing a caesarean operation
'Dat dang hole did burst by ciserian and 'dat dang baby gosh near came out da wrong hole!
by Rudolph January 3, 2005
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