Betty was shocked to learn that her husband who rarely performed oral sex with her was secretly having a liquid lunch at least once a week.
by JAQrabbit November 10, 2017
A portmanteau of "phony fact", referring to a statement that is presented as factual but is actually false or made-up, usually intended to deceive or confuse the listener with misinformation.
A: "Obama was born in Kenya, 9/11 was an inside job, vaccines cause autism, Trump is a Christian... and I can prove it!"
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."
B: "You don't understand the difference between a PHACT you read online and an actual FACT."
by JAQrabbit January 25, 2019
The state of chaos and despair brought upon by the bungling of a public health crisis by an incompetent narcissist. Derived from COVID-19 and a 2017 stroke-induced twitter typo by Donald Trump.
The way Donald Trump reduced our preparedness for an epidemic, ignored the warnings about COVID-19, and persistently lied about it to the public to avoid responsibility, led to utter covfefe, as our society was irreparably scarred by the crisis.
by JAQrabbit March 21, 2020
A kind of hysterical derangement suffered by some cisgender people, afraid of transgender women being treated like women, and transgender men being treated like men.
by JAQrabbit January 20, 2019
Another word for "thesaurus".
by JAQrabbit January 18, 2020
abbr. You'll Thank Me Later
by JAQrabbit August 13, 2019
A low-rent spin-off of Gamergate that campaigns against superhero comics that include characters who are non-white or non-straight, female characters with small breasts, and stories that involve modern social themes; by trolling, cyberstalking, doxxing, and otherwise harassing any female, POC, LGBT, and progressive/liberal straight-white-male writers and artists who create them.
Straight White Male Virgin: "Comicsgate is a reader protest movement to get leftist politics and SJWs out of our entertainment and Make Comics Great Again!"
Otto: "You're just a white suburban punk."
Otto: "You're just a white suburban punk."
by JAQrabbit November 02, 2018