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1. A Witchy woman (or outright High Priestess of Something).

2. A mysterious beautiful woman who is sexy, seductive, and has a rich past in multiple colors of checkered.

3. A woman who accomplishes everything or knows your secrets almost as if by magic; though intolerant of all fools, she is accustomed to being in charge because she always is the most qualified.

4. A beautiful, though pouty, sorceress who really dislikes rejection (who doesn't), but she accepts it. Do not piss her off, however, or she will turn you into a pig, the outward manifestation of your inner swine.

5. Name of the Famous Nymph who Killed all of Odysseus' men and tried to seduce him into staying with her forever (implied she could make him immortal too). He refused. She let him go. Even gave him a ship. He refused politely.
1. Is she a Voodoo Circe or what? (Said with awe or else).
2. Look at that luscious bod, bet she always was a Circe!
3. My new boss is a real Circe, no slacking off anymore!/That chick did a Circe on my ass, she knew I f**ked that waitress!
4. Man, that damn uppity bitch, oink, oink, oink.
5. I was reading the Odyssey in my Ancient Literature Class and ran across the mention of the Greek Nymph Circe who killed his rude men, but allowed his departure with her blessing after he gently explained his lasting love and fidelity to his wife, an explanation that almost no female of any species can resist, and which alleviates the disappointment of rejection through the inculcation of respect.
Circe by C. Stewart February 3, 2010
Related Words
cirice • carice • cilice • Circe • circed • Cirie • Cirine • cariceli • CIMICEST • Circée

cricetophobia 

the terrible fear of hamsters (can also be known as hamsterphobia)
do you want to see my new hamster?

no, you dumbass. i have cricetophobia
cricetophobia by TheFullHonestTruth February 18, 2021

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus 

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)
Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!
A noun, given to a very active girl who appears to come from an exotic background. She enjoys eating ice cream while watching cute cat videos on the phone. Usually in very good shape because she likes to work out or be outside playing with a random dog. Many boys are attracted to her but she is relaxed and doesn't seem to care about playboys. Cricela usually isn't very tall, but she is very outgoing and enjoys a good laugh. She receives many different nicknames, a few being Cris, CC, Cricel, Crice-little. Overall, she is very easygoing, fun to talk to, funny, smart, and a people person. You will most likely like her and her easy going attitude.
Hey, did you meet my friend Cricela the other day?
I'm glad, she's really nice to talk to.
cricela by Mikes June 5, 2016
Circée is the name of a french girl.
Their name come from Greek Mythology. Many authors have written about her, describing her first as a goddess and then as a powerful enchantress. Her best-known legend is told by Homer in the Odyssey.

Circée is a pretty and charming girl. She is also very artsy. She is such a great friend, caring and loving.
Someone : I will hang out with Circée later! I can’t wait to see her.
Circée by wake8p July 13, 2021
Bro you circed? Nah bro my mom wanted me to keep my forsk.
Circed by Circumcision doctor March 10, 2019
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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