Circlejerking

The act of a group of individuals praising each other for sharing something in common.

Jeff: Why do teenage girls say "cute", "so pretty", etc. on each others' Instagram posts, regardless of what is actually posted?
Rob: Because they are circlejerking

by Hyperius999 June 27, 2024

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

circle jerking

When two or more guys jerk off on a cracker and the last one to come must eat it.

The footbal team had a circle jerking contest as initiation.

by Bella September 21, 2003

CircleJerkin'

Cirlce Of guys, You sit - Or stand in a circle and jerk one another off.

Yeah Steve, your so sensational, thanks for inviteing me to the circlejerkin'

by ItssMe April 5, 2011