Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

Coonicides by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

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Having the shape of a cone

The cookiecutter shark has a short conical snout.

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Cionie is a type of goofy ball she is the kind of person who will always be there for you no matter what she smart ,beautiful,kind and ,loving person and will be a great friend

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Clyde - "I was listening to some really coonicular music last night!"

Coonicular by CuntMint October 18, 2009

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