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donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.
1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"

Coolioularsicles 

An expression of mass excitement usually used to describe something interesting or fun.
Lydia: once i get some new art, ill hang it all over my wall.
Zach: Coolioularsicles!

donaldo dies canicularesitis 

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.
1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
.
YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS

cronticular 

man that weed is cronticular ...there is cronticular activity stage laft my nig..theres good ass weed being burned over there,that shit was cronticular
cronticular by robert malekesmaili November 26, 2005

cornicular 

When the fortnite sussy Abdul has oger aids and dies of autism
My friend is cornicular
cornicular by anonymous September 5, 2021

Coolcular 

A slang inspired by the brilliant idiolect of Bobby Zimmeruski, best friend to Max in "A Goofy Movie". Meant to indicate the top-notch quality of an experience, product, emotion, or person. Typically said in the most exaggerated surfer dude voice of all.

Synonyms include: Wicked, Totally Tubular, or Rad. On occasion, but not always righteous.
Friend 1: How was your date with that girl Denise?
Friend 2: Totally coolcular, dude!
Coolcular by Chartreuse Elephant December 9, 2018