chonic

Wanting to spell chronic but youre too high and forget the r

Dude this kush is chonic

by Brocidus July 27, 2019

chonce

An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.

Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"

by icedteapayne September 12, 2015

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

Chonce

Chonce: Typically used by One Direction's Niall Horan trying to say ''chance''

Niall- ''We took a chonce.''
Fangirl (Directioner) ''Omg! I want a chonce, whatever that is!''

by YoungCoyote101 January 2, 2016

chonce

A alternative word for chance said by Niall Horan because of his accent. One direction fans find it hilarious

Niall: we took a chonce

Liam: *leans over* i-its chance Niall

by liamssspaynetrain November 23, 2015

chonce

Niall's kinda-irish accent for "chance"
AND YEAH FANS ARE SCREAMING ON IT

We took a chonce, God knows we tried...

by niallerbabe October 29, 2015

Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013