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I would very much like to get into the Olsen twins Cinti with my giant chocolate cock.
cinti by Todd Utterback December 17, 2003

cincinnati spackler

cum in said significant others ass and then have them fart in your face
i got shitfaced last night then she/he gave me the cincinnati spackler
cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010

centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.
Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

Cincinatti Cat Slap 

Gently slapping a woman's vulva multiple times after intercourse.
She got the Cincinatti Cat Slapping of a life time!
Cincinatti Cat Slap by beefkake October 10, 2009

Cincinnati Reds 

The baseball team that has played in Cincinnati, Ohio since 1869, and continuously since 1882. They have had some of the greatest baseball players in history such as Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Joe Morgan, Frank Robinson and Ken Griffey, Jr. and one of the best decades ever for a team as a whole in the 1970s, winning 6 divisional titles, 4 pennants and 2 World Series titles. Won 5 World Series titles overall(1919,1940,1975,1976,1990). Although they have had their dark spots and down times(Black Sox scandal, Pete Rose scandal, etc.) they have been historically a good ballclub.
The Cincinnati Reds destroyed the Cubs this weekend, which didn't come as a surprise to anyone.

house centipede 

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
house centipede by Donkeytron April 24, 2007