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(pronounced Simping)

Short for "Crying Into My Popcorn".
Used for when you are accompanying a friend to the movies with their significant other or their crush. They'll be cuddling or kissing you will most likely be sitting awkwardly next to them eating your popcorn, feeling unloved.

Can be used in any situation where you are the third wheel
Person 1: Can you come to the movies with my new boyfriend. I don't want it to be awkward.
Person 2: Noo! I'll just be cimping in the corner.
Cimping by BabbyCat June 4, 2013
Words you can keep

i hate camping 

what i type in on google
He said, "I hate camping", because camping was dirty as heck.
i hate camping by pdtd September 3, 2021

cowboy camping 

Sleeping outside in the backcountry without an overhead shelter (such as a tent or tarp), usually done in the context of backpacking. The decision to cowboy camp is a calculated one - bugs, rain, snow, etc. are all possible backfires to the decision and can damper the experience.

Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.
Last night we went cowboy camping at Panther Gap and the stars were ridiculous.
cowboy camping by Pantsa October 12, 2011

Roof Camping 

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.
Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch
Roof Camping by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

corpse camping 

Term used in onling gaming, particularily in MMORPGs, where one player griefs another by camping his corpse so he is unable to ressurect his character or upon ressurecting is immediately killed again...with the process repeated untill one or the other gets tired and quits.
Man, Balinor will not cease to corpse camp me every chance he gets when I play EverQuest.
corpse camping by [LK]Myrik December 15, 2004

spawn camping 

in gaming, when one camps (or remains in one position with the intent to obtain multiple kills) the spawn point (or location where players re-enter the game)

often considered poor sportsmanship because players are often unable to respond in time to fight back, or are caught off guard
Jimmy was able to get the most kills on the server by spawn camping the entire round.

"OMG, spawn camping pwnz!!"
spawn camping by KarmaGhost April 27, 2004

Shadow Camping 

When a n00b on Call of Duty or other online game camps in such a way/in a place that they are hidden in the shadows; an easy way of getting kills.
Guy 1: Hey I'm having fun playing call of Duty Black Ops!

*gets shadow killed*

Guy 1: Goddamn shadow camping cunt!

Guy 1's friend: haha you got shadow camped bitch.

n00b: I like dick and I'm not female.
Shadow Camping by Iloveyoucraig January 5, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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