carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
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one of my previous definitions but backwards. click my name and find and like(or dislike)it!
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I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).
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qlapwksoejdirhfutgyzmxncbv

A word that is created by using the pattern of going down right, then left, then up right, you repeat the pattern until you get to the middle. After you get to the middle, then move on to the bottom row by typing in the letter at the very left, then the very right, then repeat the pattern until you get to the middle. There you go. You've just typed in the word qlapwksoejdirhfutgyzmxncbv. This word is an adjective describing an extremely bored or boring person like me.
The qlapwksoejdirhfutgyzmxncbv boy did not want to do his homework and googled "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm".
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pdtd

OI! THAT'S MY NAME!
He was told that pdtd stood for some disorder thing(wut).
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Hi!

Hi bro(or sis)!
Hi! I was wondering if anything could be faster than the speed of light! Do you have any clue?
by pdtd October 12, 2021
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