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(pronounced Simping)

Short for "Crying Into My Popcorn".
Used for when you are accompanying a friend to the movies with their significant other or their crush. They'll be cuddling or kissing you will most likely be sitting awkwardly next to them eating your popcorn, feeling unloved.

Can be used in any situation where you are the third wheel
Person 1: Can you come to the movies with my new boyfriend. I don't want it to be awkward.
Person 2: Noo! I'll just be cimping in the corner.
Cimping by BabbyCat June 4, 2013
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i hate camping 

what i type in on google
He said, "I hate camping", because camping was dirty as heck.
i hate camping by pdtd September 3, 2021

cowboy camping 

Sleeping outside in the backcountry without an overhead shelter (such as a tent or tarp), usually done in the context of backpacking. The decision to cowboy camp is a calculated one - bugs, rain, snow, etc. are all possible backfires to the decision and can damper the experience.

Note that having an adequate shelter is a must, cowboy camping is the decision to forgo setting up a dedicated shelter and betting that conditions will be such that the shelter is not needed (but the dedicated shelter is still present/available should it be needed). Not bringing adequate shelter with you into the backcountry is foolish and can result in injury or death.
Last night we went cowboy camping at Panther Gap and the stars were ridiculous.
cowboy camping by Pantsa October 12, 2011

Roof Camping 

Roof Camping is a term used to describe pussies in games such as Rust, where highly geared players far into the game sit on top of their base shooting people enlarging their ego for the 1 out of every 50 bullets they hit.
Jeff: *sits on the roof shooting at nakeds*
Steve: Jeff is such a Roof Camping Bitch
Roof Camping by GourmetCookies December 24, 2020

corpse camping 

Term used in onling gaming, particularily in MMORPGs, where one player griefs another by camping his corpse so he is unable to ressurect his character or upon ressurecting is immediately killed again...with the process repeated untill one or the other gets tired and quits.
Man, Balinor will not cease to corpse camp me every chance he gets when I play EverQuest.
corpse camping by [LK]Myrik December 15, 2004

spawn camping 

in gaming, when one camps (or remains in one position with the intent to obtain multiple kills) the spawn point (or location where players re-enter the game)

often considered poor sportsmanship because players are often unable to respond in time to fight back, or are caught off guard
Jimmy was able to get the most kills on the server by spawn camping the entire round.

"OMG, spawn camping pwnz!!"
spawn camping by KarmaGhost April 27, 2004

Shadow Camping 

When a n00b on Call of Duty or other online game camps in such a way/in a place that they are hidden in the shadows; an easy way of getting kills.
Guy 1: Hey I'm having fun playing call of Duty Black Ops!

*gets shadow killed*

Guy 1: Goddamn shadow camping cunt!

Guy 1's friend: haha you got shadow camped bitch.

n00b: I like dick and I'm not female.
Shadow Camping by Iloveyoucraig January 5, 2011
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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