cigarrete 

WHO'S THE DUMBSHIT WHO CAME UP WITH THIS WORD?! A FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLE LICKER WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL "CIGARETTE" RIGHT! WTF HOW HARD IST IT?!

Guy: I'm smoking a cigarrete.
Other guy: "Cigarrete"? Its "cigarette" you crackheaded fucker!!

cigarrete by Phazer. November 21, 2017

Human Cigarette Butt 

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

Human Cigarette Butt by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

going out for cigarettes by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013

cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013

Buying Cigarettes 

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

Buying Cigarettes by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

Kent Cigarettes 

Kent Cigarettes, created in 1952 by Loillard, named after the company president, Herbert Kent, were the first smoke to have a filter. Kents became very popular among the rich and famous, includin' the coolest man to ever live, Dino Martin.

We all know that no cigarette was worthy of Dino Martin's use, but Kent Cigarettes was Dino's brand of choice.

Kent Cigarettes by kentsmokerguy December 1, 2006