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Lawn-Chaired 

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.
The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself
Lawn-Chaired by tmac2014 December 4, 2011
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A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.
chaire by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat
Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.
Chaired by VandyBoys August 20, 2019
He/she is strong and independent. Cares for his/her family. They always are committed. Family is always first to him/her. You show him/her loyalty ,they'll show it back. He/she sees everything on the bright side.
The Chairez family is always committed to their jobs.
chairez by Beary_chairez March 17, 2019

to get chaired 

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area
To get chaired tutorial!!

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Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
Chaired by Aldoism October 2, 2016