chairese 

Chairese is a beautiful, loving, daring, yet careful, experienced woman. She is so full of love however sometimes, that love can been seen as tough BUT its all because she loves hard. Chairese is such a good listener to her friends, family and even strangers! She always has a listen ear for those who confide in her. There is nothing that seems to intimidate Chairese when it comes to the perception of others even if she’s scared out of her mind, no one would ever know! If you know a Chairese then you know how smart she is. Boy oh Boy, it seems like there’s nothing she doesn’t know! Chairese has been through A LOT which is probably why she is so wise & intelligent. If you have the privilege of knowing a Chairese then keep them close, they will be one of the most loyal, patient & comforting people you’ll ever come to know. They will be the best mom, sister, bestie, or even neighbor!

I have yet to meet someone as awesome as Chairese, I love that woman

chairese by soliddadon November 23, 2021

charese 

Excellence. A beautiful girl that will find herself in situations due to others being jealous of her beauty, charm, charisma and personality. Truly a gift of God.

That bitch Charese is truly the baddest bitch on the planet Earth.

Jamun wishes he was a Charese.

charese by Candyqueen234 March 28, 2019

Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013

clairese

Clairese desires to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. She is giving, courageous and bold, action oriented, energetic and strong willed. Clairese is a wild woman when she indulges in safeway brand citron vodka. (Four times distilled). She is cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. She tends to center herself around people who are excellent at nerf gun hostile takeovers. Watch out for her pikachu mating call. Through it all, she cares for her friends and family with every ounce of her little body.

"Hey, wanna Clairese?"
"Of course! Theres no other way to ride llamas through the snow!"

clairese by Clairese November 24, 2013

Chairsexual 

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

Chairsexual by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Chainese 

Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".

Happy Chainese New Year!

Chainese by Chicago Master February 16, 2022

Chainese 

Kosher Chinese food

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.

Chainese by icgn1031 December 2, 2009