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chupacabras

A vicious street gang roaming the streets of northern Pennsylvania fueled by alcohol and heathen blood that is to be feared and avoided at all cost. Women have been known to be impregnated with the seed of these vicious unscrupulous animals! Hide your children. Lock up your daughters! Bartenders be ware!!!
The chupacabras are here drinking up all the liquor again!
chupacabras by suepersue November 5, 2013

El Chupacabras 

1)A myth from of Mexico about a creature thats like a vampire in which it attacks farm animals

2)An episode of the X-Files that only exist in re-runs
El Chupacabras by David Gomez August 4, 2003

El Chupacabras 

a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?
El chupacrabras. The suckgoat.
El Chupacabras by outlast October 14, 2003

El Chupacabras 

Alucard went to mexico and got hungry
"on a night like this i crave for blood... female officer" - Alucard

la chupacabras 

Spanish for "Goat Sucker" Mythical...or real... animal originating from Puerto Rican folklore, spread through south america, sightings now as far north as Texas. Drains fluids out of farm animals its cool.
La Chupacabras terrorizes Puerto Rican Farmlands

toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!