A vicious street gang roaming the streets of northern Pennsylvania fueled by alcohol and heathen blood that is to be feared and avoided at all cost. Women have been known to be impregnated with the seed of these vicious unscrupulous animals! Hide your children. Lock up your daughters! Bartenders be ware!!!
a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?
Spanish for "Goat Sucker" Mythical...or real... animal originating from Puerto Rican folklore, spread through south america, sightings now as far north as Texas. Drains fluids out of farm animals its cool.
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!