mook's definitions

waheibi

A stupid, annoying human who refuses to leave you alone. He's "that guy" The biggest pussy around. He is also incredibly incompetent.

God Damn it, I HATE Waheibi. Also seemook and skeet

by mook December 12, 2004

Wanker

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

by mook December 24, 2004

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

angry hitler

Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".

She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler

by mook May 13, 2004

Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

by Mook April 21, 2005

Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

by Mook November 14, 2004

heart

Played-out sportscaster buzzword. Used as a weak compliment to a player or team's stamina or courage when faced with a snowball's chances in Hell of succeeding.

HOWIE LONG: You know, the Bengals suck in every possible way. They have no talent, no coaching, and they play in Cincinnati.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Yeah, but they got heart! Wooo-hoooo! Yessiree, sweet Jimmy-Bob cornbread in th' outhouse!

HOWIE LONG: Dumbass.

by Mook July 16, 2003