mook's definitions

Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

by Mook November 14, 2004

waheibi

A stupid, annoying human who refuses to leave you alone. He's "that guy" The biggest pussy around. He is also incredibly incompetent.

God Damn it, I HATE Waheibi. Also seemook and skeet

by mook December 12, 2004

angry hitler

Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".

She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler

by mook May 13, 2004

heart

Played-out sportscaster buzzword. Used as a weak compliment to a player or team's stamina or courage when faced with a snowball's chances in Hell of succeeding.

HOWIE LONG: You know, the Bengals suck in every possible way. They have no talent, no coaching, and they play in Cincinnati.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Yeah, but they got heart! Wooo-hoooo! Yessiree, sweet Jimmy-Bob cornbread in th' outhouse!

HOWIE LONG: Dumbass.

by Mook July 16, 2003

frostylicious

having the characteristic of being a delicious frosty

This frosty is frostylicious!

by Mook April 30, 2004

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 3, 2002

drive by braille

the raised impressions on the keypas of a drive-thru ATM that allows a blind person to navigate the user options of this machine.

Why do ATM's have drive by braille, blind people don't drive!

by mook December 24, 2004