mook's definitions

Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

by Mook November 14, 2004

drive by braille

the raised impressions on the keypas of a drive-thru ATM that allows a blind person to navigate the user options of this machine.

Why do ATM's have drive by braille, blind people don't drive!

by mook December 24, 2004

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

by Mook April 21, 2005

frostylicious

having the characteristic of being a delicious frosty

This frosty is frostylicious!

by Mook April 30, 2004

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 3, 2002

angry hitler

Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".

She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler

by mook May 13, 2004