mook's definitions

Rumens

i)a vehement yet completely pointless argument over matters which are of no real concern to anyone - esp concerning dictionary definitions.

ii)a lecture, tirade, rant.

iii)Guy Rumens

A:Where's John?
B:Oh, he got into a rumens with Kanye.

Man, I would come out, but my mum went off on a rumens at dinner.

Guy: Hello
Me: Hello Rumens.

by Mook November 14, 2004

feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.

He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.

by mook February 21, 2005

angry hitler

Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".

She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler

by mook May 13, 2004

Slingo

It's not slang, it's not lingo, but rather a hybrid version of the two words. Created by myself, or so I'd like to think about two years ago =)

Yeah, I'm down with the slingo.

Wow, that's some bizarre slingo he's using.

by mook September 10, 2004

Man-Cheeze

One who is the ultimate inferior being.

-"Muahaha, ManCheeze got Died!"

by MooK December 10, 2003

Mookie

not a cookie, not a muffin. a hybrid of both

Will purchased a dozen mookies and ate them like a fat kid in a bakery store.

by mook September 24, 2003

drive by braille

the raised impressions on the keypas of a drive-thru ATM that allows a blind person to navigate the user options of this machine.

Why do ATM's have drive by braille, blind people don't drive!

by mook December 24, 2004