chump stain

A person viewed as a loser or lame.

"That chump stain is a 24 year old virgin"

by DaveNutz August 22, 2003

Chum Stain

The resulting fuck stain left by a friend when he or she comes over to your home and bangs some skeezer or wanker in your bed or on your couch.

Mamubean left quite a chum stain on my sheets after I let him house sit for the weekend.

by Hugh Jweener October 12, 2008

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

chumstain

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period

i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.

by boogyman222 January 30, 2006

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003