chumstain 

the stain left behind from having sex while the female is on her period

i pulled it out and cockslapped her, leaving a chumstain on her chin.

chumstain by boogyman222 January 30, 2006

Chastained 

The event in which a race car driver spins or crashes as a result of NASCAR Cup Series driver Ross Chastain's actions on the racetrack.

Popularized by fellow competitor Kyle Busch following an incident at Richmond Raceway on August 14th, 2022, the term has been used widely among NASCAR fans who have witnessed the alarming number of casualties caused by the hands of Chastain.

Earning a reputation as a highly talented but overly aggressive driver, the eighth-generation watermelon farmer has made several on-track rivals during his short time driving for competitive teams in NASCAR. His balls-to-the-wall racing style could possibly be linked to his time driving for underfunded teams on his journey to the NASCAR Cup Series, during which he clawed for every position in the running order.

"I love Ross Chastain. He’s a really good race car driver, but he’s got to find a way...to run these races without constantly making contact." - Jeff Burton

"We were Chastained this week. We were his victim this week." - Kyle Busch

"Insert Driver Name Here just got Chastained." - NASCAR Fans on any given weekend

Chastained by racetrackk1ng August 22, 2022

cumstain 

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

cumstain by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Chumspin 

When someone gets head while they are texting

Dan and Brett got chumspins in a car

Chumspin by Dan Wedman August 4, 2011

Cumstang 

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

Cumstang by evan350z October 24, 2012

Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen

Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!

Cumstraint by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

Jessica Chastain by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019