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Chumani is gorgeous. Chumani is funny. Chumani is a girl that makes people feel comfortable, even in the most awkward moments. She has fiery brown eyes that are so easy to fall in love with. There's no one you can compare to this girl. She's smart, lovable, laughable. If you ever get a Chumani in your life and never let her go. You'll never forgive yourself if you do. She should be treated like a princess, because it is what she deserves. She is great, and you'll be lucky to ever see a girl as pretty as her.
Guy1: Duude, did you see the new girl?
Guy2: The Chumani girl? Yeah, she's so perfect.
Guy1: Is she taken?
Guy2: Yeahh, :/
Guy1: By who?
Guy2: The Skylar guy over there.
Guy1: Skylar is one lucky guy.
Guy2: Yeahh.
Chumani by SDerrr March 12, 2013
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chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!
chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!
chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009
Chimeng is the guy that feels unappreciated. However, everyone that he has as a friend is grateful that they know him. At times he feels like a no one with no purpose, but he matters. A lot. He may feel like no one cares for him but there's people who cares a lot. Even the people who hasn't known him for long cares for him because he's just an amazing guy. He's stupid, but his stupidity makes him funny. He's just overall a funny guy. He tells interesting stories even if they're made up and exaggerated. He's the guy you go to when you're feeling down because he can cheer you up, even if he's not okay himself. He likes to joke around and play pranks on people. He's super chill and is fine with being alone. He's really protective of the people he cares for. Anybody would be lucky to know a Chimeng and any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend.
You see that guy? He's a Chimeng.
I wish I had a Chimeng.
Chimeng by YourFriend20 June 16, 2016
Chimène is the perfect girl, smart, brave and beautiful. She has a big heart and always help people, sometimes she feel sad and insecure but she should to know : HER FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS HERE FOR HER BECAUSE WE LOVE HER !

Chimene is a special person with a beautiful soul, everyone should have a Chimene in their life.
Love u Chichou
Manon : ohhh woah Chimene you're so georgous!
Zoé : We love chichi

Lili : don't eat ''salade Cesar''
chimene by Liayaya April 24, 2020

chuen rae 

An awkward young man who lacks the ability to socialise and is thus seen as a weird loner, but when you get to know him, you would realise he's full of surprises and fun, a classic ambivert ( part introvert part extrovert )
"whoa he's such a chuen rae, bet the ladies' are all into him!"
chuen rae by TheRejected2.0 September 25, 2020
(masculine - pronounced crum-een-us)
A phenomenon that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally conglomerate around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs.

Recently, a non-gender specific derivative has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”.

A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.
“Hey girl, check out all my crumenus. Why don’t you chow down on one of these biscuits and then you could have some vagumbs.”

“Sweetheart, I hate it when you sit on me and eat crumbly biscuits, it gives me really bad crumanus.
Crumenus by Leighton Xander May 16, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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