An idiot.

A famous modern-day pirate ship which seats no more than 2 men at any given time.

The name of the Captain of the ship bearing the same name.

That Chumknuckle just shit his pants.

Chumknuckle by EvilJam September 13, 2006

Related Words

Chumknuckle • Chumknucker • cum knuckle • Chub Knuckle • cherknucklefuck • chumchuckles • Chumpuckle • chumuckle • Crugknuckles • Curknuckle

chumuckle

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

chumuckle by Sneaky August 7, 2004

Chumpuckle

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

Chumpuckle by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

chumchuckles

Masturbation involving dog food; Chum in particular.

Yo Billy Boy, Wanna get Ill tonight?

I can't, I'm gonna be at home having me some chumchuckles.

chumchuckles by Eldrainos September 7, 2009

cherknucklefuck

To be brutally butt-fucked via an uppercut directly to the anus, with violent twisting starting clockwise then counterclockwise with constant shifting of direction

Ex: if you don’t get out of my way I’ll cherknucklefuck you to kingdom come

cherknucklefuck by The inside joker July 3, 2022

Crugknuckles

An expression of disbelief and unhappiness, often used in informal and energetic contexts.
Synonyms include: that's bullsh*t, that sucks, that stinks, what the Frick fack paddlewack, what the f*ck.
It can also be abbreviated to "Crug" which can be used in the same way. "Crug" synonyms include: That's Bull, that sucks, that's so gross/ew.

"Oh my god, I failed my maths test. That's absolutely crugknuckles"

Crugknuckles by R.j.e. October 22, 2023

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026