chuguzzle 

Similar to chugging, which implies rapidly imbibing copious amount of substance gulp-for-gulp, but in a messier fashion, similar to guzzling.

I dared him to chuguzzle five beers in 30 seconds and he drowned. Sad face but this is going on texts from last night!

chuguzzle by tigz_man_tigz December 13, 2009

Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.

Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.

Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020

Chuzzle 

The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.

(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)

Oh man, I was at a party the other night, and my boyfriend chuzzled this guy with an amazing beard, and it was delightful.

Chuzzle by Britbacca May 7, 2019

crumguzzler 

A person who turns up a bag of chips, pretzels or any crummy food product to finish off the remnants

Hey check out that fat crumguzzler chugging that Dorito dust!

crumguzzler by Max L. May 16, 2007

chuzwuzzle

To remove a womans (used) tampon prior to sex, only to insert with some force into her anus at the point of orgasm.

"i chuzwuzzled asg so hard she was sick"

chuzwuzzle by eye arr see November 11, 2008

cumguzzler

one who sucks the cock and guzzles the cum.

my mommy told me one night that she was at a bukkake festival and she was the cumguzzler of the year.

cumguzzler by hopanger October 17, 2002

Cumguzzleriffic 

A term used to sarcastically describe a bad situation as being good. Ironically, the word is intended to be negative in and of itself.

"My car's wrecked?...great. Just great. In fact, it's fucking cumguzzleriffic."

Cumguzzleriffic by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004