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Chuzzler 

Anyone, usually someone easily offended, who uses the internet (typically Google or Urban Dictionary) to find the definition of an insult they’ve just been butthurt by. Thusly proving the person who originally issued the insult correct. Most often, they’ll try to use that as an insult towards someone else later on. In the process, creating another Chuzzler.
Hipster: He called me a “cuck” what the hell does that even mean ?
Rational Person 1: It means “Eat shit Chuz, no one cares what you think.”
Hipster: Chuz !?! And what’s that supposed to mean ??

Rational Person 2: Jesus Christ Chuzzler, just go ahead and Google it, we all know you want to.
Chuzzler by Dane Haggis March 3, 2020
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Chuzzler 

A man who habitually dates chuzz (chopped huzz) and either prefers or can only attract women who are generally considered unattractive by societal standards.

A person whose romantic pursuits consistently involve partners who lack conventional physical appeal.
"No matter where he goes, Elan always ends up with chuzz—he’s a certified chuzzler."
Chuzzler by KINNNNNNNNG Jed January 31, 2025

Chuzzler 

Someone who gets ugly looking girls
Yo bro I used to be a Chuzzler, but now I’m a Huzzler

Cum Chuzzler

Someone who sslowly chews someone elses cum for the pleasure of choking. on cum.
The act of two men rubbing their beards gently and affectionately against one another, like two cats nuzzling.

(Orientation of either man is irrelevant, but soft beard-on-beard action is essential.)
Oh man, I was at a party the other night, and my boyfriend chuzzled this guy with an amazing beard, and it was delightful.
Chuzzle by Britbacca May 7, 2019
the act of giving head with pop rocks and soda in the mouth
Amanda wants to chuzzle Shaant becuase he is in a band.
chuzzle by envious77 June 20, 2008

cum cuzzler 

The one who like to choke down male cum, and takes pints of it to get them going
Zachary is a cum cuzzler for his hoppy.
cum cuzzler by rubberducky2012 April 14, 2016
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