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chuffs and bumps 

It's another name to pussy and boobs.
I'm not letting anyone I know see me chuffs and bumps, if I get naked.
chuffs and bumps by yug May 31, 2007
Steady tokes on a spliff.

v. to chuff(ing) pl. Chuffs
"I was totally chilled. Sat there chuffing on a spliff, listening to The Wall"
chuffs by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

chuff chuff 

Its is a Trinidadian term for being fat/overweight.
Gosh Carol, you are looking a bit chuff chuff of late !
chuff chuff by born Trini February 25, 2010
noun - the erroneous bullshit of a script for a movie when doing dailies. Bruce Willis coined the phrase and uses it when shooting films when he gets rid of the unwanted dialogue or actions.
Kevin Smith: And then Bruce Willis was looking at the script for scenes 4 & 8 and goes, 'Chuffa. Chuffa' and starts ripping out page after page. ... I'm shocked and I ask what's Chuffa? And Bruce says, 'Chuffa's chuffa.' So I go, okay, I really don't know what "chuffa" is. What is it? Then he says, 'It's "Oh, what a nice picture. What a cute dog. Where's the fucking bomb?" It's that bullshit that slows down the entire movie.'
chuffa by wookiecookies24 February 19, 2011

chuff chance 

when a football (soccer) player misses his shot.
Commentator: Dele Alli passes it up the middle. Kane takes a shot! Oh it’s off the post! Chuff Chance for Harry Kane!
chuff chance by Ilovecocain August 17, 2018

I can break these cuffs 

A phrase usually uttered after being arested, espcially if you are a black midget prostitute, to an officer of the law, often followed by AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
Black Midget: "I can break these cuffs."
Officer: "You can't break those cuffs."
Black Midget: "AAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!"