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chronocracy 

Chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; The act of stealing time by a government from its citizens, by keeping them too busy with non-jobs, to notice the devaluing of their currency, over a longer period of time, making the citizen obligated to perform more and more work, for less actual self yield, as compared to an earlier time, like we see happening though "the eternal crisis" today.

By slowly devaluing money in a citizen's pocket, his time becomes worth less overall, (less money compared to older and more money equals rule by old over new power) thus he must work longer total of hours of his total life, to avoid becoming a persona non grata. Newly born citizens are born in a already divided up world, forever chanceless to come into power over previous gathered, and expanded over time fortunes.
The literal meaning of the word Chronocracy, has changed from original thought.

chronicology 

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.
John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.
chronicology by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.
So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.
Chronicological Order by jellytin December 4, 2010

chroniclogical 

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.
After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.
chroniclogical by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

chromecross

A sport played just as lacrosse. Except the only difference is that instead of using a lacrosse ball, you use a chrome book.
“You don’t have to tell me, I know I’m cool because I play Chromecross.”

Chronrock 

jerrel scored some chronrock earlier today, it got him spuuun.
Chronrock by szeene March 4, 2011