Chronrock

A really good crack rock.

jerrel scored some chronrock earlier today, it got him spuuun.

by szeene March 4, 2011

chronocide

to kill time, especially when you're completely bored and lazy.

The teacher who didn't come prepared committed chronocide all day long.

by ADawg GMoney August 30, 2007

chronocracy

Chronocracy n (Greek khronos, time + Greek kratia, power or rule) Ð rule by the laws of time and by the force of temporality; The act of stealing time by a government from its citizens, by keeping them too busy with non-jobs, to notice the devaluing of their currency, over a longer period of time, making the citizen obligated to perform more and more work, for less actual self yield, as compared to an earlier time, like we see happening though "the eternal crisis" today.

By slowly devaluing money in a citizen's pocket, his time becomes worth less overall, (less money compared to older and more money equals rule by old over new power) thus he must work longer total of hours of his total life, to avoid becoming a persona non grata. Newly born citizens are born in a already divided up world, forever chanceless to come into power over previous gathered, and expanded over time fortunes.

The literal meaning of the word Chronocracy, has changed from original thought.

by Mr. Lay mandeep. May 30, 2016

Chronnuckah

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.

Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

Chronoceebs

Sometimes Ceebs alone does not define just how little we give a fuck, or just how little we care/how little effort we have. Therefore, anyone who is suffering from a very acute case of ceebs may be a sufferer of chronoceebs (or Chronic Ceebs). In turn, this can be abbreviated to the chrono's. Many of us can relate to this feeling on a Monday morning in work.

I'm suffering with a severe case of Chronoceebs.

or

Geoff is suffering with some serious Chrono's today.

by synaesthesian July 10, 2011

chronocentrism

Chronocentrism is the belief that, of all the billions of years of history, the times you live in are the culmination of the workings of the Universe.

(i) On March 26 1997 39 members of the Heaven's Gate religious group committed mass suicide in order to live on a spaceship which was following comet Hale-Bopp, and escape the Earth before it was recycled.

Showing Chronocentrism can have tragic consequences

(ii) "The End of History" by Francis Fukuyama

Showing Chronocentric ideas, barely credibly, are taken very seriously by mainstream politics and economics.

by Ann Kittenplan September 13, 2011

Chronocide

The act of killing time.

The employee was fired for committing chronocide when he was supposed to be working.

by Xnyper May 5, 2010