chroalition 

a group of pot smoking anarchists

im starting a chroalition

chroalition by kushtymush December 18, 2013

coalition of fat gay retards 

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging

"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."

coalition of fat gay retards by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

The Global Occult Coalition

The GOC was created in the aftermath of WWII, from the remnants of defecting occultists, psychics, priests, and scientists from Nazi, Soviet, and Allied states, brought together and formed by the Allies. As the world stage broadened, so too did the number of countries that had their hands in the GOC, until it became what it is today.

The GOC are a largely political force, seeing themselves as the police of the paranormal world. They pride themselves on destroying supernatural entities, and make use of the most high-tech experimental technology possible, obtained from their benefactors. Many potential SCPs have been destroyed by them before the Foundation could obtain and contain them.

They have been both on the side of the Foundation and against it at times, depending on the situation. They largely hold the Foundation in contempt for their use and containment of SCP items rather than their out-and-out destruction. The GOC has respected the Foundation's formidable might enough to leave it mostly alone, although there have been some questionable incidents with which the GOC have strictly denied involvement.

The Global Occult Coalition just had to kill the boat's wife, didn't it? GOC just had to get involved.

The Global Occult Coalition by Mad Dummy April 9, 2019

Discarnate coalition 

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

Discarnate coalition by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

Anti Squirrel Coalition 

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

Anti Squirrel Coalition by John February 8, 2004

Cockblocking coalition 

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

Cockblocking coalition by EddieWins September 10, 2019

Christian Coalition

to ignore the constitutional foundation of seperation of church and state

pat roberson blamed 9/11 on gays and abortionists...never forget,never forgive

Christian Coalition by last angry man July 23, 2004