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christijew by legendary spork May 11, 2009
The New Adventures of Old Christine
A hilarious sitcom starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).
Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.
At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
The show was about a middle-aged divorced woman named Christine Campbell. She is known as "Old Christine" because her ex-husband Richard's new girlfriend also happens to be named Christine (she is known as "New Christine" because of this). Old Christine lives with her son Richie and her younger brother Matthew. She owns a gym with her best friend Barb. She sends her son Ritchie to a fancy private school and frequently has to deal with the school's two "Meanie Moms" (two rich, blonde, queen-bee moms who always look down on Old Christine).
Old Christine is extremely dumb. For example, she prides herself in being politically active, but her idea of political activism is voting on American Idol. Similarly, she often forgets basic information about herself, such as her age. Richard and New Christine are usually more intelligent than her, but both of them have their moments of stupidity too. Barb and Matthew are usually the voices of reason, but even they have issues.
At first, the show was great. It received nine Emmy nominations and won an Emmy in its first season. By the fifth season, however, the show had degenerated, so it was cancelled.
It's too bad The New Adventures of Old Christine got cancelled. It was really good up until season 5.
The New Adventures of Old Christine by Daedalus Suburbanus June 30, 2012
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Christine locks
A feature found on many newer cars in which the doors lock automatically either when the car is put in gear or when it reaches a certain speed, reminiscent of the car in the Stephen King book/movie "Christine"
My girlfriend is really claustrophobic and whenever we go anywhere in my car she always freaks out as soon as the Christine locks engage.
Christine locks by SKY_DOG September 5, 2011
Christine
Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.
Christine by Meaning of Christine May 28, 2019
Christie
Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!
Christie by MystifyMeINXS November 27, 2020
Christie Brinkley'd
What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012
Christie
A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.
Christie by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019