chrisjenn

Chrisjenn is the shortest sweetest girl you will ever meet. Her personality is the Best in anyone. she is SO Funny and if you ever are friends with her you will fall in love she is Short to medium and you are lucky to be friends with her

oh yeah your a chrisjenn

chrisjenn by Buggy____bug May 17, 2018

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

chrislynn 

A intelligent, beautiful girl who is independent and doesn't take shit from nobody. She typically believes that dating is over-rated. She is sweet, kind, funny and everyone wants to be her friend. She loves kids and people in general. She is hot, sexy, and drop-dead-gorgeous! If you have a Chrislynn, consider yourself lucky.

I can't come over this weekend, I am with Chrislynn!

chrislynn by Sweet_Beans November 22, 2017

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009

Christeen

Happy. Always smiling with a positive comment just for you. Stylish.
Loving and Compassionate. A devoted friend.

Christeen~A cat that rubs against your leg when you feed it, curls up next to you when you aren't feeling well, keeps its fur "just so"
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!

Christeen by Humptywuzpushed February 5, 2010

christen the car 

to have sex in a car for the first time (in that car)

nat went out last night to christen the car with jamie!!

christen the car by VXWd August 22, 2006