Chrisjenn is the shortest sweetest girl you will ever meet. Her personality is the Best in anyone. she is SO Funny and if you ever are friends with her you will fall in love she is Short to medium and you are lucky to be friends with her
oh yeah your a chrisjenn
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Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012
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Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
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Loving and Compassionate. A devoted friend.
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Christeen~A cat that rubs against your leg when you feed it, curls up next to you when you aren't feeling well, keeps its fur "just so"
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!
I always there no matter if you yell at it or forget to feed it on time. ;}
Christeen~wasn't that a killer car?!
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