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Chrisjan 

A South African boy who wears stubbies and is very hairy like a wolf.
He tends to catch lice in his hairy arms.
He likes to milk cows and wants many African babies.
He can not sing.
But he's hot so that doesn't matter.
He loves disney channels and plaiting his arm hair.
Loves Miley Cyrus
"Dude, have you seen my cellphone?"
"Have you looked in Chrisjans arm hair"

"I love Miley"
Chrisjan by AfricanQueenBlond November 14, 2011
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Chrisjan 

A amazing person that is the best to talk to and gets a lot of girls
This guy is just like a Chrisjan
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Chrisland 

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military
Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.
Chrisland by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrisanthi 

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.
"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."
Chrisanthi by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie
christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

Chrisjay 

A Person Who is very intelligent but doesn’t seem to show it. This Is If A Girl Had this name. They would usually have big breaths and a booty and they hate studying. They always seem to call them self ugly when their not and they are a very good singer but they just can’t appreciate there singing. She also always gets in arguments with boys as a joke.
Hey my name is Chrisjay and no I can’t sing so don’t say I can.
Chrisjay by Stephanie_donttalktome February 10, 2019

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.
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