chouto 

chouto refers to a white gay boy .

everyone has a chouto in this place.

chouto by jalki February 15, 2019

Choptober

Time of the month when the Atlanta Braves kick ass in the playoffs.

Me: "Hey John its choptober."
John: "Who asses are the Braves kicking this week."

Choptober by Cavalry05 October 9, 2012

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

croutons by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

chonto 

adj.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.

1 : Chonto like bull.
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!

chonto by sampXtras August 22, 2011

Croutoning 

Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.

People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.

Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.

Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."

or

"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."

Croutoning by ondi December 8, 2021

Music Crouton 

A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

Music Crouton by will bitten May 2, 2018

Rectal Crouton 

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

Rectal Crouton by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005