Choptober

Time of the month when the Atlanta Braves kick ass in the playoffs.

Me: "Hey John its choptober."
John: "Who asses are the Braves kicking this week."

by Cavalry05 October 9, 2012

Choptober

Like Mo'vember, except it's in october and you grow chops instead of a Mo'

Unlike Movember, choptober isn't for charity...yet

However, feel free to hold choptoberfest parties where you can eat lamb chops, chop wood for a fire, have karate chop competitions and get off your chops!

Sam: Geeze Ronald, you really need a shave

Ronald: Don't be silly Sam, I'm growing my chops out for Choptober

Sam: That's the greatest thing I have ever heard

by kdizzle31 September 21, 2009

coctober

Coctober is the only month of the year when it is OK for straight guys to hook up with other guys and not be branded gay.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you looking so happy about?

Guy 2: Well, don't judge me, but me and Mike have been partaking in Coctober this year - epic!

Guy 1: Oh... right..

by radishford October 7, 2013

choptering

When a helicopter sits on the pad with the roters and blades running for no good reason

Damn that Helicopter has been choptering for like 10 min, is it goin to take off or what?

by eekface October 21, 2009

croptober

The month in which marijuana is trimmed.

I'm getting a job trimming marijuana this croptober.

by nilethe146 October 25, 2016

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

Croctober

The only time of year it is socially acceptable to wear crocs.

Kate: "Wtf why are you wearing crocs??"
Madi: "Uh... it's croctober, Kate. Get with it."

by noibrowz October 1, 2017