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chonklers

A disease that affects horses and causes them to attack humans.
Patties chonklers were that bad no one could get near her
by Woody2023 September 3, 2023
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r/chonkers

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
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r/chonkers

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
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Cronkers

The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
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Man, have you seen the latest Cronkers video?
by Cronkers February 12, 2020
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dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.
every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.
by joegunn December 17, 2008
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Chonker

"Omg look at this adorable chonker I found on reddit!"
by Breebles November 22, 2018
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Chockers

Australian Slang for 'Chockablock'

Translates to filled up completely.
"Mate, don't use the back shitter, she's chockers from last night.'
by GentleCaress September 18, 2017
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