chonkless 

A hairless or aggressively unfluffy animal

Jimmy: Look at that chonkless cat!

chonkless by Ratitata November 20, 2023

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them

Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive

r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.

Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!

r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020

Chunklets 

1. A group of puzzle pieces.
2. Chunky milk.
3. Clump of cottage cheese
4. To throw up little pieces after being slaughtered.

"oh shit I'm about to blow chunklets"
"noami just cut me into chunklets. "
"I'm legit about to puke some chunklets homes"
"homegirl got an axe and hacking about to blow some legit chunklets"
"is that your chunklet boob??"
"it hurts to chunklet. "
"mikey cyrus' hair is in some stringy ass chunklets."

Chunklets by Creeperfestaboh09 April 8, 2009

chinklesin 

the true name for the superior race of squint eyed people who are misrepresented as "Asians" the chinklesins are actually the advanced clan of people whose last names all end in chinklesin they come from countries such as japan-chinklsin china-chinklesin and my personal favorite korea-chinklesin because thicc boy kim jung un chinklesin lives there

inbred 1:"Wow man the chinklesins are really cool"
inbred 2: "aye i know we are really inbred compared to the chinklesins

chinklesin by chinklesinsforlife June 4, 2019

chonkles 

some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones

"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book

chonkles by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017

chinless wonder

Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.

The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.

The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...

chinless wonder by Rosignol October 20, 2006