patties 

A more subtle and less-obvious title for men with big boobs. Ideal when male victim is within ear-shot and you can't resist point them out.

Person: "Did you see thoes patties?!"

patties by Jerklyn October 28, 2007

patties 

man tits

i just flipped your patties

patties by 44samul May 29, 2015

Hairy meat patties 

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Stick it between two patties 

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

Stick it between two patties by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

flipping patties 

When an individual or individuals begin to exhibit bizarre, extreme or irrational behavior.

"Hey, did you see how angry Pat got last night when I ate his 20 piece nugget?"
"Yeah man he was flipping patties over it!"

flipping patties by Kitty butt May 28, 2016

Coon patties 

Pussy, hairy patch,cum bucket, whispering eye

I think I'm be in Tonya's & jennifers coon patties tonight

Coon patties by Nolia85 January 23, 2010