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chonkles 

some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones
"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book
chonkles by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017
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Chonkles 

A very fat cat or dog
“Aww, your cat is very Chonkles!”
Chonkles by Wilfred Adalson July 5, 2021

chinklesin 

the true name for the superior race of squint eyed people who are misrepresented as "Asians" the chinklesins are actually the advanced clan of people whose last names all end in chinklesin they come from countries such as japan-chinklsin china-chinklesin and my personal favorite korea-chinklesin because thicc boy kim jung un chinklesin lives there
inbred 1:"Wow man the chinklesins are really cool"
inbred 2: "aye i know we are really inbred compared to the chinklesins

Chunkles 

Informal slang pirates use to refer to their testicles.
Argh, yee port of call be 35 leagues west as the crow flies, but a frigid tear o’ wind is a-blowing’ me chunkles around. If I’m to father a child someday, a change in the weather is in order.
Chunkles by Mojoejoejoe November 18, 2021

Chinkles 

A combination of the words “chin” and “wrinkles” Mainly used to describe dogs, but can be used for other animals
“Aww, look at that dog’s chinkles!” Or “My dog has serious chinkles”
Chinkles by ChippyBops August 4, 2022

Chunkles 

This is a big fat, hobo resembling, beared person that turns up at your house and then refuses to leave until it is past midnight.
"Chunkles, please vacate my crib, it's 11:52."
"8 minutes yet."
Chunkles by Stev III June 19, 2006

chondles 

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.
'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'
chondles by Danby February 13, 2009
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