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chongiano

a chongiano is a high tech device from the plains of china more specifically pyong yang

where the rona originated from. This device includes a battery, foam/cotton a few wires and juice/liquid. When inhaling on this device a vapour cloud will enter your throat and travel down low to your lungs until exhaled to create a bigger cloud of vapour. you can even do tricks with this item like ghosts, french inhale and hoops maybe even a jellyfish.
yo g mind passing me the chongiano
by C DRIZZLE. November 4, 2022
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chonging

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases
dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud
by chongchingchow November 28, 2019
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Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.
Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!
by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016
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ChonglangTV

Loosely united by the common animus against the Chinese Communist Party and certain oppressive or ignorant elements ingrained in the Chinese culture itself (aka. Zhixing, 支性), members of the Chinese-speaking subreddit ChonglangTV share their thoughts, jokes, and popular videos, which of course could be NSFW, to cope with the cruelty of the present-day world.

The sub's name is derived from the famous Japanese painting The Great Wave off Kanagawa, and Chonglang is a Chinese phrase that means surfing. Members often refer to themselves as 浪人 (lit. Ronin), 神友 (lit. Friend of Kanagawa), or 鼠人 (lit. Ratman, because they empathize with rats). Naturally, members of this sub show great fondness of Japan and seek to emigrate from China.

More often than not, they would take on a playfully sarcastic tone, hoping to achieve what is known as 节目效果 (lit. theatrical effects), as opposed to Pincong (品葱), a Chinese dissident site that offers serious discourse on Chinese and to a lesser extent global political affairs of drastically varying quality. Tankies/CCP simps of r/gendezong and r/sino, as well as the pseudo-moderate majority of r/china_irl are despised and ridiculed in equal measure. They don't take other kinds of cringe too kindly either.

Zhang Xianzhong (张献忠), a brutal peasant-turned-warlord during the end of Ming Dynasty is the most frequently discussed figure. A recent infighting about mod policies resulted in the formation of sister subs such as r/CLTV and r/ChonglangZedong.
Hey look! Another eunuch from r/china_irl graces ChonglangTV with their most refined comment!

- Just another holier-than-thou Gaohua as usual lol. Let's downvote his ass into oblivion. Where do you think today's Xianzhong event is gonna happen btw?
Better be at the Tiananmen Square.
by DragonofSoCal June 4, 2021
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chongangera

A large or especially eccentric chonga.
A girl (usually from the Miami area) whose chonga qualities are extremely exaggerated or intense.
Ay mira que chongangera ahí en esos brazilian jeans! Ay que barbaridad.

Yo, that chonga is huge! More like a chongangera!
by hthugz March 25, 2009
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chongin

chongin on a spliff
chong it (spliff)
youve been chongin
by stoner boy uk May 10, 2004
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Chongland

noun
also Koreatown, little Korea
an area in city where there are Korean dog soup and barbecue restaurants, massage parlors and brothels, and where a lot of Korean people, especially people who are illegal immigrants, live separately from the rest of the people in the city.
The rising crime rate in Chonglands is a serious problem in this city.
by Adamo-chan August 31, 2005
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