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Chongalong

A hairy penis covered in nacho cheese.
Person: Nice chongalong!
Chongalong by Derpedyderp_ October 28, 2015
Words you can keep

Chungalunga 

Chungalunga: (noun) One who is of the overweight group of the population. One who is over 275 lbs. or is dangerously close to being morbidly obese. One who could do something about their state of obesity but chooses not to and will continue to wear tight clothing.
Ex. 1 GOD DAMN! Look at that Chungalunga! Ex. 2 Have you been to McDonalds lately? There are quite the Chungalungas there. Ex. 3 That Chungalunga was all over you at the bar last night, dude.
Chungalunga by OmgItsBeanz October 8, 2012

Changalangin' 

Changalangin is a way to describe something awesome. Or Used as an introduction for yourself or others.Changalangin is really just a way to express your words.
"I am changalangin man" "Whats happenin my changalangin cracka?" "YES I AM YELLING AT YOU WITH CAPS CHANGALANGIN' LOUD!!!!!!"

ChonglangTV

Loosely united by the common animus against the Chinese Communist Party and certain oppressive or ignorant elements ingrained in the Chinese culture itself (aka. Zhixing, 支性), members of the Chinese-speaking subreddit ChonglangTV share their thoughts, jokes, and popular videos, which of course could be NSFW, to cope with the cruelty of the present-day world.

The sub's name is derived from the famous Japanese painting The Great Wave off Kanagawa, and Chonglang is a Chinese phrase that means surfing. Members often refer to themselves as 浪人 (lit. Ronin), 神友 (lit. Friend of Kanagawa), or 鼠人 (lit. Ratman, because they empathize with rats). Naturally, members of this sub show great fondness of Japan and seek to emigrate from China.

More often than not, they would take on a playfully sarcastic tone, hoping to achieve what is known as 节目效果 (lit. theatrical effects), as opposed to Pincong (品葱), a Chinese dissident site that offers serious discourse on Chinese and to a lesser extent global political affairs of drastically varying quality. Tankies/CCP simps of r/gendezong and r/sino, as well as the pseudo-moderate majority of r/china_irl are despised and ridiculed in equal measure. They don't take other kinds of cringe too kindly either.

Zhang Xianzhong (张献忠), a brutal peasant-turned-warlord during the end of Ming Dynasty is the most frequently discussed figure. A recent infighting about mod policies resulted in the formation of sister subs such as r/CLTV and r/ChonglangZedong.
Hey look! Another eunuch from r/china_irl graces ChonglangTV with their most refined comment!

- Just another holier-than-thou Gaohua as usual lol. Let's downvote his ass into oblivion. Where do you think today's Xianzhong event is gonna happen btw?
Better be at the Tiananmen Square.
ChonglangTV by DragonofSoCal June 4, 2021

Hongalonganonologongas 

Boobs. Big boobie boobs. The BIGGEST boobity boob boobs.
Friend: Check out the girl with the fine ass rack.
Me: That ain't just a rack, those are some Hongalonganonologongas.
Friend: What the fuck?

Changalangin' 

Either used as a word to describe something cool as in: "Wow, that was changalangin'". Or used as question: "whats changalangin' my cracka?"... Or and unlawful changalangin' is when you are describing yourself: "MY COCK IS CHANGALANGIN' BIG"
"I am changalangin man" "Whats happenin my crackaa?" "YES I AM YELLING AT YOU WITH CAP CHANGALANGIN' LOUD!!!!!!"

Chongallongallodangus 

An extra chunky cat with thick on the side of the chunk.
Adam: Bro I saw such a chunker today on the streets

Bob:That wasnt just a chunker it was a wild chongallongallodangus
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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