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cooneral brocession
A funeral procession with all black people.
cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021
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chonera • choner • cholera • cooneral • chenerator • Chodera • choderant • Choderanus • Chokerace • Cholera Cake
Cooneral
A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
Cooneral by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021
Ninja Cholera
In Oregon Trail II, this term is used when someone in your wagon party dies inexplicably from cholera.
Ninja Cholera by A Dysentery Germ September 24, 2016
Choner
Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.
cholera
Serious stomach sickness, turns your belly into a unstable nuclear power plant, ready to explode.
Warning: Better not combine the diarrheal illness with excessive alcohol consumption, or else the shit literally goes the wrong way. In other words, you will nearly puke your guts out.
Including the gastric acid, the womit will contain bladder juices and turds from your shit canals. The waste discharged from this persons defecation usually end up near the toilet, and not where it should. Keep your distance to contaminated objects.
Warning: Better not combine the diarrheal illness with excessive alcohol consumption, or else the shit literally goes the wrong way. In other words, you will nearly puke your guts out.
Including the gastric acid, the womit will contain bladder juices and turds from your shit canals. The waste discharged from this persons defecation usually end up near the toilet, and not where it should. Keep your distance to contaminated objects.
(On a random bathroom the day after new years eve): "Damn, it smells like somebody had acute cholera in here! The room is filled with a odour like gallbladder in a heavy mixture with puke and feces!"
cholera by Hektor Bender January 8, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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