Choner

Chick Boner- When a chick reaches a state of sexual arousment so vast that it is as if they have a boner. usually caused by an attractive male (ex: Hugh Jackman) Whilst having a Choner, a girl feels closer to the male gender and can truly understand Male arousment. At this point, sex is a must.

Gorgeous man walks up to girl. he places his hand on her upper thigh. and BAM girl reaches a state of erotic tension.
ex. for use in a sentance. i have a choner, fuck Me like a schoolgirl.

by supa jew April 17, 2009

Choner

An individual who sends there erect genitals to a groupchat full of boys who has a chode

Did you see what paks sent to the groupchat! Such a choner

by Yup yup get it up May 20, 2021

choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006

choner

It is a chode boner.

Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.

by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004

Choner

Getting an awkward erection during a church service.

Dude, I was in church the other day and had to walk down for communion with a raging choner!

by fender12 February 22, 2011

choner

a chest-boner;
a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.

Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.

by Alfredo January 11, 2005

Choner

A chode boner, the worst of the worst

Mary: Jesus Steven at least my ex didn't have a choner!

Steven: You're a bitch

by Dick Peppertron May 21, 2010