Chokerace
Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
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Chodeface McHiggins
Chodeface McHiggins by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010
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chobeface.
a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.
chobeface. by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011
Captain Cokeface
In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Captain Cokeface by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
chodeface
A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.
"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"
chodeface by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008
chokerbate
Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."
chokerbate by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008
Chodeface
Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?
Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!
Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!
Chodeface by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021
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