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Chokerace

Where two gentlemen each grab one another's throat with one hand. The other free hand then grabs the opponents boner and begins wanking. It is a race of choking and mutual masturbation. The first to pass out or not cum loses.
Oh look, there goes Ryan challenging Jon to a chokerace. Ryan never wins.
by 24tShoe August 4, 2011
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Chodeface McHiggins

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish
Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins
by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010
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chobeface.

a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis. he often thinks he's a lady killer when really he's just a complete and utter douchebag or tool with a small and stumpy penis.
oh my god, Ben is such a chobeface.
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Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
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chodeface

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.
"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"
by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008
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chokerbate

The ability to only orgasm whilst choking oneself.
Tommy: "When I go home, I wrap my dad's belt around my neck and fap it furiously. I chokerbate to pass the time while I wait for my dad to come home and start drinking."
by Alfred Wayne January 18, 2008
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Chodeface

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.
Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!
by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021
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