choner

a chode boner
when a dick is wider than it is long, its a chode
and the boner of a chode represents a muffin or a can of tuna. also closely represents a pen or a pinky finger.

ron pollak had a choner during class, and he poked people with it because he's a scumbag.

by pollak-hater October 7, 2006

choner

It is a chode boner.

Lol, dude quit bein' a choner.

by DJ STAPLEZ May 30, 2004

choner

a chest-boner;
a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.

Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.

by Alfredo January 11, 2005

choner

chest-boner
a bump on the upper part of your chest.

Did you see that girl's choner? It was so gross.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

choner

someone wit a chode who has a boner

mike mcpeake got a choner when he saw lindsey

by your boii October 8, 2007

choner

the chillest state of being; to be in such a chill zone that you pop a theoretical chill boner, resulting in a choner; adjective/verb form: chone.

frequently followed or featured in sentences with 'man' or 'dude'

"i totally popped a choner at the chillagio last night, man"
"when are we choning, guys?"
"i've had a rough day, man. just need to chone out"
"it was chone city when we hit that blunt last night, man"

by chonecity October 1, 2014

choner

A person who is a combination of a chump and a loner.

Look at that sad fool. What a choner!

by Farley Barnhardt March 3, 2008